Do you like coffee? I love coffee, and so does Eydis! I’m personally a fan of McDonald’s coffee, though I’d definately get a cup of Starbucks from time to time. Eydis on the other hand, because she’s a comic character has to get her coffee fixes from Tarfux! One thing though that I’ve never understood about coffees is the way they name them and the sizes of which you can buy them in. What, for instance, is the deal with “a tall” being the name of the small ass cup at Starbucks? Irritates the hell out of me every time I see it. Shouldn’t it be called “a short” or “a not worth your time and/or money for what you get?” I don’t feel that the word tall makes me feel any better about my slighted purchase! Also, completely irrelevant to my rant but never go to a coffee shop and ask for “a regular ass coffee!” Apparently, this is rude and offensive to a barista and you wont get the same plesant response Eydis got in the real world. Baristas are a crazy folk sometime…. Which, by the way leads to a small behind the scenes point about this page. The barista at this specific Tarfux is actually Mr. Ali Showkati, the artist and writer of Spaghetti Strap Western. For a few years Ali worked for Starbucks and loved his job so much that I just had to throw him in this page as the barista that would serve Eydis! He’s served everyone else…so why not start serving our comic book characters too! :P

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↓ Transcript
[Panel 1]

Eydis (after falling): FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Panel 2]

Eydis has to walk through the Tarfux past people laughing at her.

[Panel 3]
Barista: Hi! Welcome to Tarfux, what can I get started for ya?

Eydis: What do you call a regular black coffee here?

[Panel 4]
Barista: Merde Noir.

[Panel 5]
Eydis: ...

[Panel 6]
Barista stares at Eydis.

[Panel 7]
Eydis stares back, weirded out.

[Panel 8]
Barista: Would you like one?

[Panel 9]
Eydis: Sure... Give me a shitty coffee why don't cha.

[Panel 10]
Barista: Comin' right up!

[Panel 11]
Eydis thinks to herself, "Shit Coffee? No wonder I don't get people..."

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